- Bird flu - Look, Chicken Little, call me when you have more definite information.
- Terror/terrorism/terrorist - See above.
- Paris, Lindsey, Britney, Tom/Katie/Brad/Angelina - I could go on, but you know who the culprits are.
- iPod - Sorry. You still look stupid with stuff hanging outta your ears, be it Walkman, cell phone, or iPod. I don't care what the thing does.
- Gay marriage - Get over it. Live and let live. And here's hoping gays do a better job with it than heterosexuals.
OK, I'll stop there. C'mon - what's on your DGMIS List?
And keep those book suggestions coming - great stuff there! Thanks!