I've been asked to be brilliantly snappy on several fronts, but I keep coming up dry. Clever titles, clever announcement blurbs, clever song parodies - all the smart-ass things I'm usually good at, and I'm clueless. It's really putting a crimp in my style, I tell you. Oh silly, smarty-pants Muse! Where are you?
Any idea-shaking suggestions out there? Besides heavy drinking, I mean.
(And isn't this postcard a mixed metaphor, hm? I guess once these folks finish being lost at sea, they go on to be lost in the desert. Quite a hapless bunch. )