One of my favorites from yesterday:
Tough Talk from a Guy in a Dungeons and Dragons Tee
Old man: Let the people off the train first! Let the people off first! You know the rules!
Young man: Sir, this is New York. There are no rules. You're living in a fantasy world.
--1 train, 110th St
Overheard by: Josh H
So true. And that's me - living in a fantasy world.