I'm chipping away at writer's block.
Oh, be assured that I am writing; I have to - for work, certainly, and for a freelance project (due last week, by the way). But. I'm just writing crap. Like I forgot to plug in the machine labeled "Creative Good Stuff." Am I missing the plug or the outlet? Or maybe it's an AC/DC thing.
All I'm churning out is a buncha' blah-blah-blah. Lukewarm spew-you-out-of-my-mouth stuff of Biblical proportions. Quick, somebody give me a good whack to the head! Aargh!