I've been out of touch lately. No time to worry about anything that doesn't involve New York apartments, packing away a lifetime of stuff and figuring out where to store it, making elaborate checklists to ensure I leave my current job tidy and organized, or just finding time to sleep.
I know I'll regret living in this whirlwind later, when important pop culture questions may arise in trivia contests and I won't have a clue as to what happened during this slice of time. So I'm depending on you, dear friends. Fill me in.
Any celebrity meltdowns, births, deaths, unfortunate affairs I'm missing?
Are we still in Iraq? Is Bush still President?
Any good films I'm missing?
What's happening on The Sopranos? (I did watch Santos win the Presidency on West Wing last night. Still sad about Leo. Sniff.)
Is it Spring yet?
Help me. Please. Give me a clue - what am I missing?